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More Edjumacation

Overheard at Southwood High school

Preppie student #1: If you could be any vegetable what would you be?
Preppie Student #2: A strawberry

We don't need no edmujacation

Overheard at Southwood High School

Slacker student 1: Bro, what lake is Wasaga Beach on?
Slacker student 2: Hell, i don't know, i am bad at History.

Honesty is the best policy

overheard on Water Street


Panhandler begging for change: Spare some change for an old hippy to buy some pot?

Can i try the blonde?

Overheard at Main Street Grill

Hostess to customer: We have wine tasting here often, next month we are having a girlfriend tasting.

Customers Husband: I want to be there for that!



Thanks to Saywhat for that one!

Summer School anyone

Overheard at Jacob Hespeler High School:

Student # 1: I know this is stupid, but are Buffalo extinct?
Student # 2: No, but they used to be!



mikeydod sent this one in.

Reasons to be cheerful

Overheard in the Cambridge Center

1st Teenager: I hate my life
2nd Teenager: Yea, but your socks are cool!

Damn Dollar Store Super powers

Overheard at The Nutty Parrott

Drunk guy at Bar to girl next to him: Hey there sweetie
Girl: You can see me?
Drunk Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Damn, my cloak of invisibility isn't working!

From Gerrylicious