Overheard at Zehr's in Hespeler
Husband and wife in checkout line
Wife: Let's go to Ali baba for supper tonight
Husband: Sure, we will just board our private jet
Wife: It's in Kitchener you moron
Husband: Oh, i thought you meant the country
Wife: There is no country named Ali Baba
Husband: Isn't it next to Iran?
Wife: That's Iraq
Husband: That's what i meant, same difference.
Wife: I am glad you teach Math, not geography.
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